Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
arseflare 14 day.agoA man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.'He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back yard. The man goes to the yard and sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eaves dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years". "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals". "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10? But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying bastard, he's never been out of the back yard."
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Now he's an atheist.
So i just pushed her down from 6th floor. kidding it was the 8th floor
I was fucking sore at the end, but at least my dad came...
I love your confidence!! if I were you I wouldn't be No one is perfect!! You just proved it Great idea!! Please never think again Wow you killed it!! Now do it to yourself KEEP IT GOING
she finally snapped.
They’re both mostly plastic.
he comes back with his shirt ironed.
Boomerang
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Most men want that only, why would you threaten someone by giving them something that they want.
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So I sent her to a concentration camp.
A farmer's toolshed. (If you didn’t get it it’s because they’re hoes)
Now I have to pull the trigger every time I see a kid.
They both get stoned.
Pizza didn’t do 9/11
I dont know-i close my eyes when I cum
Poison his tea and hide the antidote in a tube of toothpaste.
Because it's too suspicious to call them Daddy.
Santa goes DOWN the chimney
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it
running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first
I'm gonna get you wetter than a spastics chin
Because they have no rights.
For some reason she kept screaming her age instead of the correct safeword
I am not a meth head.
In the end I didn’t. It’s a touchy subject
He said, “I'll give you my girl! Hopefully that will be enough to cover it!” The restaurant got him arrested anyway since girls are worthless in China.
A Sandy Hook.
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